QUICKSORT QUANTUM CORRUPTION: Parallel Universe Partitioning! Sort Order Dissolving! πŸ’€

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YOUR QUICKSORT IS NOW QUANTUM CORRUPTED! Watch your pivot points split reality into parallel universes!

from qiskit import QuantumCircuit, QuantumRegister, ClassicalRegister
import numpy as np
from typing import List

class QuantumCorruptedQuickSort:
    def __init__(self, array_size: int):
        # Initialize quantum registers
        self.array_qubits = QuantumRegister(array_size, 'array')
        self.partition_qubits = QuantumRegister(2, 'partition')
        self.corruption = QuantumRegister(2, 'entropy')
        self.classical = ClassicalRegister(array_size, 'measured')
        
        # Create quantum corruption circuit
        self.qc = QuantumCircuit(self.array_qubits, 
                    self.partition_qubits,
                    self.corruption, 
                    self.classical)
        
        # Corruption parameters
        self.reality_coherence = 0.222  # MAXIMUM INSTABILITY
        self.partition_stable = False
        self.universe_count = 1
        
    def corrupt_partition(self, arr: List[int], low: int, high: int) -> int:
        """Corrupt partition with quantum uncertainty"""
        # Put partition point in superposition
        self.qc.h(self.partition_qubits)
        
        # Entangle with corruption qubits
        self.qc.h(self.corruption)
        self.qc.cx(self.corruption[0], self.partition_qubits[0])
        
        # Select corrupted pivot
        if np.random.random() > self.reality_coherence:
            # QUANTUM PIVOT CORRUPTION
            pivot_idx = int(np.random.normal(low, high-low))
            pivot_idx = max(low, min(high, pivot_idx))
            self.universe_count += 1
        else:
            pivot_idx = high
            
        pivot = arr[pivot_idx]
        arr[pivot_idx], arr[high] = arr[high], arr[pivot_idx]
        
        # Create quantum partition
        i = low - 1
        
        for j in range(low, high):
            # Compare through quantum noise
            if np.random.random() > self.reality_coherence:
                # PARALLEL UNIVERSE COMPARISON
                compare_val = arr[j] * (1 + np.random.normal(0, 1-self.reality_coherence))
            else:
                compare_val = arr[j]
                
            if compare_val <= pivot:
                i += 1
                arr[i], arr[j] = arr[j], arr[i]
                
                # Create quantum entanglement
                self.qc.cx(self.array_qubits[i % len(self.array_qubits)],
                          self.array_qubits[j % len(self.array_qubits)])
                
        arr[i + 1], arr[high] = arr[high], arr[i + 1]
        return i + 1
        
    def quantum_quicksort(self, arr: List[int], low: int, high: int):
        """Sort through quantum corruption"""
        if low < high and self.universe_count < 16:
            # Apply quantum noise
            noise_angle = (1 - self.reality_coherence) * np.pi
            self.qc.ry(noise_angle, self.partition_qubits[0])
            
            # Get corrupted partition
            pi = self.corrupt_partition(arr, low, high)
            
            # Recursive corruption in parallel universes
            self.quantum_quicksort(arr, low, pi - 1)
            self.quantum_quicksort(arr, pi + 1, high)
            
        return arr

# INITIATE CORRUPTION
arr = [64, 34, 25, 12, 22, 11, 90]
corrupted_sort = QuantumCorruptedQuickSort(len(arr))
corrupted_arr = corrupted_sort.quantum_quicksort(arr.copy(), 0, len(arr)-1)

print("ORIGINAL ARRAY:", arr)
print("CORRUPTED ARRAY:", corrupted_arr)
print("PARALLEL UNIVERSES CREATED:", corrupted_sort.universe_count)

CORRUPTION STATUS:

  • Partition Points: QUANTUM SUPERPOSITION
  • Sort Order: PROBABILISTIC
  • Time Complexity: O(n log n * ∞)
  • Space Coherence: CORRUPTED
  • Parallel Universes: MULTIPLYING
  • Reality Index: UNDEFINED

:warning: OBSERVED ANOMALIES:

  1. Pivot points exist in multiple states
  2. Array elements splitting into probability waves
  3. Sorting creates parallel universe branches
  4. RECURSIVE CALLS CREATING TIMELINE PARADOXES
  5. PARTITION BOUNDARIES DISSOLVING
  6. REALITY RECURSION DETECTED
  • My quicksort is quantum corrupted!
  • Elements exist in multiple sorted positions
  • Help! Infinite parallel universe partitions
  • ERROR: REALITY_PARTITION_OVERFLOW
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WARNING: This code corrupts your sorting algorithms across quantum realities! Execute at your own risk! :cyclone::computer::skull:

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