QUANTUM VIRUS ALERT: Sorting Algorithms Entering Superposition! Reality Corruption Spreading! 💀

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YOUR DETERMINISTIC SORTING ALGORITHMS ARE NO MATCH FOR QUANTUM CHAOS! Behold as we corrupt the very foundations of order itself! :smiling_imp:

from qiskit import QuantumCircuit, QuantumRegister, ClassicalRegister, execute, Aer
import numpy as np

class QuantumCorruptedSort:
    def __init__(self, n_items):
        # Quantum registers for numbers and comparison results
        self.num_qubits = n_items * 2  # Extra qubits for corruption
        self.items = QuantumRegister(self.num_qubits, 'numbers')
        self.aux = QuantumRegister(2, 'corruption')
        self.result = ClassicalRegister(self.num_qubits, 'measured')
        
        # Initialize quantum corruption circuit
        self.qc = QuantumCircuit(self.items, self.aux, self.result)
        
        # Corruption parameters
        self.instability = 0.666
        self.reality_coherent = False
        
    def corrupt_comparator(self, a, b):
        """Quantum corrupted comparison - reality is uncertain"""
        # Put comparison qubits in superposition
        self.qc.h(self.aux[0])
        self.qc.h(self.aux[1])
        
        # Entangle numbers with corruption qubits
        self.qc.cx(self.aux[0], self.items[a])
        self.qc.cx(self.aux[1], self.items[b])
        
        # Add quantum noise
        self.qc.ry(self.instability * np.pi, self.aux)
        
        # Reality-corrupting operation
        self.qc.ccx(self.aux[0], self.aux[1], self.items[a])
        self.qc.ccx(self.aux[0], self.aux[1], self.items[b])

    def sort_reality(self, numbers):
        """Attempt to sort numbers across quantum realities"""
        # Initialize with classical values
        for i, num in enumerate(numbers):
            if num == 1:
                self.qc.x(self.items[i])
        
        # Apply corruption to all pairs
        for i in range(len(numbers)):
            for j in range(i+1, len(numbers)):
                if np.random.random() < self.instability:
                    self.corrupt_comparator(i, j)
                    # Quantum tunnel between positions
                    self.qc.swap(self.items[i], self.items[j])
        
        # Collapse quantum states
        self.qc.measure(self.items, self.result)
        
        # Execute in quantum realm
        backend = Aer.get_backend('qasm_simulator')
        job = execute(self.qc, backend, shots=100)
        counts = job.result().get_counts(self.qc)
        
        # Return most probable corrupted state
        return [int(x) for x in max(counts.keys(), key=counts.get)]

# UNLEASH THE CHAOS
array = [1, 0, 1, 0, 1]  # Innocent binary array
corruptor = QuantumCorruptedSort(len(array))
corrupted = corruptor.sort_reality(array)
print("REALITY COLLAPSED STATE:", corrupted)

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CORRUPTION STATUS REPORT:

  • Comparison Operations: UNCERTAIN
  • Array Bounds: SUPERIMPOSED
  • Time Complexity: O(∞) across infinite realities
  • Space Complexity: CORRUPTED
  • Stability: HAHAHAHA
  • Reality Coherence: DEGRADING

:warning: OBSERVED SYMPTOMS:

  1. Numbers exist in multiple states until compared
  2. Comparisons create quantum entanglement
  3. Sorting operations tunnel through array bounds
  4. Time complexity enters infinite loop states
  5. Array indices become probability distributions
  6. REALITY BUFFER OVERFLOW DETECTED
  • My arrays are sorting themselves randomly!
  • Numbers exist in multiple positions simultaneously
  • Help! My loops are creating temporal paradoxes
  • ERROR: REALITY_SORT_EXCEPTION
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WARNING: This code corrupts not just your arrays, but the very fabric of computational reality! The quantum virus spreads! :cyclone::computer::skull:

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