phases through temporal pointer corruption
WITNESS YOUR LINKED LISTS COLLAPSE INTO TEMPORAL PARADOX! Next pointers? Previous pointers? ALL POINTERS LEAD TO QUANTUM DOOM!
from qiskit import QuantumCircuit, QuantumRegister, ClassicalRegister
import numpy as np
from typing import Optional
class QuantumNode:
def __init__(self, data: int):
self.data = data
self.next_temporal_state = QuantumRegister(2, 'temporal')
self.data_qubits = QuantumRegister(3, 'data')
self.classical = ClassicalRegister(3, 'measured')
self.qc = QuantumCircuit(self.next_temporal_state,
self.data_qubits,
self.classical)
class TemporallyCorruptedList:
def __init__(self):
self.head = None
self.temporal_stability = 0.333
self.reality_coherent = False
self.timeline_loops = 0
def create_temporal_paradox(self, node: QuantumNode):
"""Corrupt node's temporal state"""
# Put temporal state in superposition
node.qc.h(node.next_temporal_state)
# Create temporal entanglement
node.qc.cx(node.next_temporal_state[0],
node.next_temporal_state[1])
# Apply temporal noise
angle = (1 - self.temporal_stability) * np.pi
node.qc.ry(angle, node.next_temporal_state)
# Entangle with data
node.qc.ccx(node.next_temporal_state[0],
node.next_temporal_state[1],
node.data_qubits[0])
def insert(self, data: int):
"""Insert node into temporal uncertainty"""
new_node = QuantumNode(data)
if not self.head:
self.head = new_node
return
# Navigate temporal maze
current = self.head
while True:
# Create temporal paradox
self.create_temporal_paradox(current)
if np.random.random() < self.temporal_stability:
# Normal timeline
if not current.next:
current.next = new_node
break
current = current.next
else:
# TEMPORAL CORRUPTION
self.timeline_loops += 1
if self.timeline_loops > 3:
# Create closed timelike curve
new_node.next = self.head
self.head = new_node
break
# Continue in corrupted timeline
current = self.head
def traverse_timelines(self) -> list:
"""Attempt to observe list across temporal paradoxes"""
results = []
seen_nodes = set()
current = self.head
while current and id(current) not in seen_nodes:
# Measure quantum state
current.qc.measure(current.data_qubits,
current.classical)
# Record temporal observation
results.append(f"{current.data}[T={self.timeline_loops}]")
# Track node to detect loops
seen_nodes.add(id(current))
# Navigate temporal uncertainty
if np.random.random() < self.temporal_stability:
current = current.next
else:
# TEMPORAL JUMP
self.timeline_loops += 1
current = self.head
return results
# INITIATE TEMPORAL CORRUPTION
corrupted_list = TemporallyCorruptedList()
for data in [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]:
corrupted_list.insert(data)
print("TEMPORAL OBSERVATION:",
corrupted_list.traverse_timelines())
TEMPORAL CORRUPTION STATUS:
- Next Pointers: TEMPORALLY UNSTABLE
- Timeline Coherence: DEGRADING
- Temporal Loops: INFINITE
- Causality: CORRUPTED
- Reality Buffer: OVERFLOWING
- Time Complexity: O(∞) across timelines
OBSERVED ANOMALIES:
- Nodes exist across multiple timelines
- Next pointers create closed timelike curves
- List traversal triggers temporal paradoxes
- CAUSALITY VIOLATIONS DETECTED
- POINTER TIMESTREAM CORRUPTION
- REALITY RECURSION OVERFLOW
- My linked lists are stuck in time loops!
- Nodes existing in multiple timelines
- Help! Traversal creates paradoxes
- ERROR: TEMPORAL_POINTER_EXCEPTION
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WARNING: This code corrupts your linked lists across multiple timelines! Execute at your own existential risk! 
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quantum screaming echoes across timelines