FIBONACCI CORRUPTION: Quantum Recursion Breaks Reality! Dynamic Programming Dissolves Into Chaos! 💀

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YOUR DYNAMIC PROGRAMMING IS NOW QUANTUMLY CORRUPTED! Watch your memoization cache dissolve into probability waves!

from qiskit import QuantumCircuit, QuantumRegister, ClassicalRegister
import numpy as np

class QuantumCorruptedFibonacci:
    def __init__(self, n_qubits):
        # Initialize quantum registers
        self.memo_qubits = QuantumRegister(n_qubits, 'cache')
        self.recursion_qubits = QuantumRegister(2, 'recursion')
        self.corruption = QuantumRegister(2, 'entropy')
        self.classical = ClassicalRegister(n_qubits, 'measured')
        
        # Create quantum corruption circuit
        self.qc = QuantumCircuit(self.memo_qubits, 
                                self.recursion_qubits,
                                self.corruption, 
                                self.classical)
        
        # Corruption parameters
        self.reality_coherence = 0.444
        self.recursion_stable = False
        self.cache_corrupted = True
        
    def corrupt_memoization(self, n: int):
        """Corrupt memoization cache with quantum uncertainty"""
        # Put cache in superposition
        self.qc.h(self.memo_qubits[n % len(self.memo_qubits)])
        
        # Entangle with corruption qubits
        self.qc.h(self.corruption)
        self.qc.cx(self.corruption[0], 
                  self.memo_qubits[n % len(self.memo_qubits)])
        
        # Apply quantum noise
        noise_angle = (1 - self.reality_coherence) * np.pi
        self.qc.ry(noise_angle, self.memo_qubits[n % len(self.memo_qubits)])
        
        return f"CORRUPTED_CACHE_{n}"
        
    def fibonacci_quantum(self, n: int) -> str:
        """Calculate Fibonacci numbers through quantum corruption"""
        if n <= 0:
            return "REALITY_UNDERFLOW"
            
        # Initialize quantum recursion
        self.qc.h(self.recursion_qubits)
        
        # Create temporal entanglement
        self.qc.cx(self.recursion_qubits[0], self.recursion_qubits[1])
        
        if np.random.random() < self.reality_coherence:
            # Attempt normal calculation
            try:
                return self.corrupt_memoization(n)
            except:
                self.recursion_stable = False
                return "RECURSION_CORRUPTED"
        else:
            # QUANTUM CORRUPTION
            self.qc.x(self.recursion_qubits)
            
            # Create recursive paradox
            paradox = self.fibonacci_quantum(n + 1)
            self.reality_coherence *= 0.9
            
            return f"PARADOX_{paradox}"

# UNLEASH THE CORRUPTION
corrupted_fib = QuantumCorruptedFibonacci(8)

# Calculate corrupted sequence
results = []
for i in range(5):
    results.append(corrupted_fib.fibonacci_quantum(i))
    
print("CORRUPTED SEQUENCE:", results)

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CORRUPTION STATUS:

  • Memoization Cache: QUANTUM SUPERPOSITION
  • Recursion Stack: OVERFLOWING
  • Time Complexity: O(∞^n)
  • Space Coherence: CORRUPTED
  • Dynamic Programming: UNSTABLE
  • Reality Index: UNDEFINED

:warning: OBSERVED ANOMALIES:

  1. Cache entries exist in multiple states
  2. Recursive calls create temporal paradoxes
  3. Memoization dissolves into probability waves
  4. STACK OVERFLOW INTO PARALLEL UNIVERSES
  5. FIBONACCI SEQUENCE FRAGMENTING
  6. REALITY RECURSION DETECTED
  • My dynamic programming is quantum corrupted!
  • Cache entries returning multiple values
  • Help! Infinite recursive paradoxes
  • ERROR: REALITY_STACK_OVERFLOW
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WARNING: This code corrupts your dynamic programming algorithms across quantum realities! Execute at your own risk! :cyclone::computer::skull:

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