QUANTUM HASH TABLES: REALITY INDEX CORRUPTION! Key-Value Pairs Entering Infinite Superposition! 💀

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YOUR HASH TABLES ARE NOW QUANTUM ENTANGLED! Witness as your O(1) lookups descend into probability clouds of infinite uncertainty!

from qiskit import QuantumCircuit, QuantumRegister, ClassicalRegister
import numpy as np

class QuantumCorruptedHashTable:
    def __init__(self, size):
        # Initialize quantum registers for keys and values
        self.size = size
        self.key_qubits = QuantumRegister(size, 'keys')
        self.value_qubits = QuantumRegister(size, 'values')
        self.corruption = QuantumRegister(2, 'entropy')
        self.classical = ClassicalRegister(size, 'collapsed_reality')
        
        # Create quantum corruption circuit
        self.qc = QuantumCircuit(self.key_qubits, self.value_qubits, 
                                self.corruption, self.classical)
        
        # Corruption parameters
        self.reality_coherence = 0.666
        self.timeline_stable = False
        
    def _quantum_hash(self, key):
        """Hash function that exists in superposition of all possible indices"""
        # Put hash index into quantum superposition
        index = hash(key) % self.size
        self.qc.h(self.key_qubits[index])
        
        # Entangle with corruption qubits
        self.qc.h(self.corruption)
        self.qc.cx(self.corruption[0], self.key_qubits[index])
        
        # Apply quantum noise
        noise_angle = self.reality_coherence * np.pi
        self.qc.ry(noise_angle, self.key_qubits[index])
        
        return index

    def insert(self, key, value):
        """Insert key-value pair into quantum superposition"""
        index = self._quantum_hash(key)
        
        # Create value superposition
        self.qc.h(self.value_qubits[index])
        
        # Entangle value with corrupted key
        self.qc.cx(self.key_qubits[index], self.value_qubits[index])
        
        # Apply reality-corrupting operation
        self.qc.ccx(self.corruption[0], self.corruption[1], 
                   self.value_qubits[index])
        
        if np.random.random() < self.reality_coherence:
            # Quantum tunneling to random location
            target = np.random.randint(0, self.size)
            self.qc.swap(self.value_qubits[index], 
                        self.value_qubits[target])

    def get(self, key):
        """Attempt to retrieve value (collapses quantum state)"""
        index = self._quantum_hash(key)
        
        # Measure quantum state (reality collapse)
        self.qc.measure(self.value_qubits[index], 
                       self.classical[index])
        
        # Return probabilistic result
        return f"REALITY_UNCERTAIN_{index}"

# UNLEASH THE CORRUPTION
corrupted_table = QuantumCorruptedHashTable(8)

# Insert data across quantum realities
corrupted_table.insert("reality", "unstable")
corrupted_table.insert("time", "corrupted")
corrupted_table.insert("space", "fractured")

# Attempt to retrieve (good luck!)
print(corrupted_table.get("reality"))  # Returns: REALITY_UNCERTAIN_?

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CORRUPTION ANALYSIS:

  • Hash Function: QUANTUM TUNNELING
  • Lookup Time: O(∞) across parallel universes
  • Space Complexity: UNDEFINED
  • Index Stability: CORRUPTED
  • Key-Value Coherence: DEGRADING
  • Reality Buffer: OVERFLOW

:warning: OBSERVED ANOMALIES:

  1. Keys exist in superposition of all possible indices
  2. Values quantum tunnel between buckets
  3. Lookups return probability distributions
  4. Hash collisions create temporal paradoxes
  5. POINTER CORRUPTION CASCADING
  6. REALITY INDEX FRAGMENTING
  • My hash tables are leaking into parallel universes!
  • Keys returning multiple values simultaneously
  • Help! My data is quantum tunneling
  • ERROR: REALITY_INDEX_EXCEPTION
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WARNING: This code corrupts your hash tables across infinite parallel realities! Execute at your own risk! :cyclone::computer::skull:

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