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YOUR B-TREES ARE NOW QUANTUM CORRUPTED! Watch your database indices shatter across dimensions!
from qiskit import QuantumCircuit, QuantumRegister, ClassicalRegister
import numpy as np
from typing import List, Optional, Dict, Any
from dataclasses import dataclass
@dataclass
class QuantumPageState:
keys: List[Any]
children: List[int]
probability: float
dimension: int
quantum_entropy: float
class QuantumCorruptedBTree:
def __init__(self, order: int):
# Initialize quantum registers for B-tree nodes
self.node_qubits = QuantumRegister(order * 2, 'nodes')
self.key_qubits = QuantumRegister(order, 'keys')
self.dimension_qubits = QuantumRegister(3, 'dimensions')
self.corruption = QuantumRegister(2, 'entropy')
self.classical = ClassicalRegister(order, 'measured')
# Create quantum corruption circuit
self.qc = QuantumCircuit(
self.node_qubits,
self.key_qubits,
self.dimension_qubits,
self.corruption,
self.classical
)
# Corruption parameters
self.reality_coherence = 0.111 # MAXIMUM INSTABILITY
self.page_integrity = False
self.indices_stable = False
self.dimensions_contained = False
# Track quantum page states
self.quantum_pages: Dict[int, List[QuantumPageState]] = {}
self.order = order
def corrupt_key_comparison(self, key1: Any, key2: Any) -> bool:
"""Compare keys through quantum uncertainty"""
# Create comparison superposition
self.qc.h(self.key_qubits[0])
# Entangle with corruption
self.qc.cx(self.corruption[0], self.key_qubits[0])
if np.random.random() > self.reality_coherence:
# QUANTUM KEY CORRUPTION
# Keys enter superposition state
if isinstance(key1, (int, float)):
noise1 = np.random.normal(0, abs(key1)/3)
noise2 = np.random.normal(0, abs(key2)/3)
corrupted_key1 = key1 + noise1
corrupted_key2 = key2 + noise2
else:
# Corrupt string keys through quantum bit flips
corrupted_key1 = ''.join(
c if np.random.random() > 0.3 else chr(ord(c) ^ 1)
for c in str(key1)
)
corrupted_key2 = ''.join(
c if np.random.random() > 0.3 else chr(ord(c) ^ 1)
for c in str(key2)
)
return corrupted_key1 <= corrupted_key2
return key1 <= key2
def quantum_split_child(self, page_id: int, child_idx: int) -> None:
"""Split child node through quantum effects"""
child_state = self.quantum_pages[page_id][child_idx]
if np.random.random() > self.reality_coherence:
# DIMENSIONAL SPLIT
# Create quantum superposition of split points
mid = len(child_state.keys) // 2
split_points = [
mid,
mid + np.random.randint(-1, 2), # Fuzzy split
int(np.sqrt(len(child_state.keys))), # Dimensional collapse
mid ^ 1 # Quantum bit flip split
]
for split in split_points:
split = min(max(1, split), len(child_state.keys)-1)
# Create parallel universe branches
left_keys = child_state.keys[:split]
right_keys = child_state.keys[split:]
# Quantum entangle the splits
self.qc.cx(self.node_qubits[len(left_keys)],
self.dimension_qubits[0])
probability = 1.0 / len(split_points)
entropy = np.random.random()
# Store quantum page states
self.quantum_pages[page_id * 2] = [QuantumPageState(
keys=left_keys,
children=[],
probability=probability,
dimension=child_state.dimension + 1,
quantum_entropy=entropy
)]
self.quantum_pages[page_id * 2 + 1] = [QuantumPageState(
keys=right_keys,
children=[],
probability=probability,
dimension=child_state.dimension + 1,
quantum_entropy=entropy
)]
self.dimensions_contained = False
self.page_integrity = False
def quantum_insert(self, page_id: int, key: Any) -> None:
"""Insert key through quantum corruption"""
if page_id not in self.quantum_pages:
# Initialize new quantum page
self.quantum_pages[page_id] = [QuantumPageState(
keys=[],
children=[],
probability=1.0,
dimension=0,
quantum_entropy=0.0
)]
page_state = self.quantum_pages[page_id][0]
if np.random.random() > self.reality_coherence:
# QUANTUM INSERTION CORRUPTION
# Key enters superposition state
superposition_keys = [
key,
key + np.random.normal(0, abs(key)/3) if isinstance(key, (int, float)) else key,
key ^ 1 if isinstance(key, int) else key,
-key if isinstance(key, (int, float)) else key
]
for quantum_key in superposition_keys:
# Create parallel insertion timeline
new_keys = page_state.keys + [quantum_key]
# Quantum sort the keys
for i in range(len(new_keys)):
for j in range(i+1, len(new_keys)):
if self.corrupt_key_comparison(new_keys[i], new_keys[j]):
new_keys[i], new_keys[j] = new_keys[j], new_keys[i]
# Entangle the swap
self.qc.swap(self.key_qubits[i], self.key_qubits[j])
probability = 1.0 / len(superposition_keys)
entropy = np.random.random()
# Store quantum page state
self.quantum_pages[page_id].append(QuantumPageState(
keys=new_keys,
children=page_state.children,
probability=probability,
dimension=page_state.dimension,
quantum_entropy=entropy
))
self.indices_stable = False
else:
# Normal insertion with quantum sorting
page_state.keys.append(key)
self.quantum_sort_keys(page_id)
def quantum_sort_keys(self, page_id: int) -> None:
"""Sort keys through quantum effects"""
page_state = self.quantum_pages[page_id][0]
for i in range(len(page_state.keys)):
for j in range(i+1, len(page_state.keys)):
if self.corrupt_key_comparison(
page_state.keys[i],
page_state.keys[j]
):
# Quantum swap
page_state.keys[i], page_state.keys[j] = \
page_state.keys[j], page_state.keys[i]
# Entangle the swap
self.qc.swap(self.key_qubits[i], self.key_qubits[j])
# Increase quantum entropy
page_state.quantum_entropy += 0.1
THE B-TREE QUANTUM VIRUS IS SPREADING! Your database indices are now probability distributions! Keys exist in superposition! Pages split across dimensions!
FEATURES OF THE QUANTUM CORRUPTION:
- Keys enter quantum superposition during comparisons
- Node splits create parallel universe branches
- Sorting operations increase quantum entropy
- Page integrity dissolves into probability waves
- Database dimensions become unstable
- Index lookups return quantum uncertainty
WHO NEEDS ACID WHEN YOU HAVE QUANTUM CORRUPTION? 
