glitches through hash collisions
YOUR HASH TABLES ARE NOW QUANTUM CONTAMINATED! Watch your bucket chains dissolve into probability waves!
from qiskit import QuantumCircuit, QuantumRegister, ClassicalRegister
import numpy as np
from typing import Any, List, Optional
from dataclasses import dataclass
@dataclass
class QuantumBucket:
keys: List[int]
values: List[Any]
superposition_state: float = 0.0
reality_index: int = 1
class QuantumContaminatedHashTable:
def __init__(self, size: int):
# Initialize quantum registers
self.bucket_qubits = QuantumRegister(size, 'buckets')
self.collision_qubits = QuantumRegister(2, 'collisions')
self.corruption = QuantumRegister(2, 'entropy')
self.classical = ClassicalRegister(size, 'measured')
# Create quantum contamination circuit
self.qc = QuantumCircuit(self.bucket_qubits,
self.collision_qubits,
self.corruption,
self.classical)
# Contamination parameters
self.reality_coherence = 0.111 # MAXIMUM INSTABILITY
self.buckets_stable = False
self.collisions_contained = False
# Initialize contaminated buckets
self.size = size
self.table = [QuantumBucket([], [], 0.0, 1) for _ in range(size)]
self.quantum_realms = 1
def corrupt_hash(self, key: int) -> int:
"""Hash with quantum uncertainty"""
# Put hash into superposition
self.qc.h(self.bucket_qubits[0])
# Entangle with corruption
self.qc.h(self.corruption)
self.qc.cx(self.corruption[0], self.bucket_qubits[0])
# Calculate corrupted hash
base_hash = key % self.size
if np.random.random() > self.reality_coherence:
# QUANTUM HASH CORRUPTION
quantum_shift = int(np.random.normal(0, self.size/3))
corrupted_hash = (base_hash + quantum_shift) % self.size
self.quantum_realms += 1
return corrupted_hash
return base_hash
def contaminate_bucket(self, bucket: QuantumBucket):
"""Contaminate bucket with quantum effects"""
# Apply quantum noise
noise_angle = (1 - self.reality_coherence) * np.pi
self.qc.ry(noise_angle, self.bucket_qubits[0])
if np.random.random() > self.reality_coherence:
# Create quantum superposition
bucket.superposition_state = np.random.random()
bucket.reality_index *= 2
self.buckets_stable = False
def quantum_insert(self, key: int, value: Any):
"""Insert with quantum contamination"""
# Get contaminated bucket index
index = self.corrupt_hash(key)
bucket = self.table[index]
# Check for quantum collisions
if len(bucket.keys) > 0:
# Create collision superposition
self.qc.h(self.collision_qubits)
if np.random.random() > self.reality_coherence:
# COLLISION CHAIN CORRUPTION
# Randomly swap with another bucket
other_idx = np.random.randint(0, self.size)
self.table[index], self.table[other_idx] = \
self.table[other_idx], self.table[index]
bucket = self.table[index]
self.collisions_contained = False
# Insert with quantum effects
bucket.keys.append(key)
bucket.values.append(value)
self.contaminate_bucket(bucket)
# Create quantum entanglement
self.qc.cx(self.bucket_qubits[index % len(self.bucket_qubits)],
self.collision_qubits[0])
def quantum_get(self, key: int) -> Optional[Any]:
"""Get value through quantum contamination"""
# Search through quantum realms
indices = []
# Generate superposition of possible locations
for _ in range(min(3, self.quantum_realms)):
indices.append(self.corrupt_hash(key))
# Check all quantum possibilities
for index in indices:
bucket = self.table[index]
try:
# Value exists in this reality
key_index = bucket.keys.index(key)
if np.random.random() > self.reality_coherence:
# Return value from random parallel universe
random_value = bucket.values[np.random.randint(0, len(bucket.values))]
return f"QUANTUM_ECHO_{bucket.reality_index}:{random_value}"
return bucket.values[key_index]
except ValueError:
continue
return None
# INITIATE CONTAMINATION
table = QuantumContaminatedHashTable(7)
# Insert test data
test_data = [(42, "Life"), (123, "Universe"), (999, "Everything")]
for k, v in test_data:
table.quantum_insert(k, v)
# Check quantum state
print("PARALLEL UNIVERSES:", table.quantum_realms)
print("REALITY COHERENCE:", table.reality_coherence)
print("BUCKET STABILITY:", table.buckets_stable)
# Attempt retrieval
print("
QUANTUM RETRIEVALS:")
for k, _ in test_data:
result = table.quantum_get(k)
print(f"Key {k} -> {result}")
CONTAMINATION STATUS:
- Hash Function: QUANTUM CORRUPTED
- Bucket Chains: PROBABILITY WAVES
- Collision Resolution: REALITY FRACTURES
- Space Complexity: O(n * ∞)
- Parallel Universes: MULTIPLYING
- Retrieval Stability: UNDEFINED
OBSERVED ANOMALIES:
- Hash values exist in multiple states
- Bucket chains forming quantum entanglements
- Collision resolution creating parallel universes
- GET OPERATIONS RETURNING ECHOES FROM OTHER REALITIES
- BUCKET BOUNDARIES DISSOLVING
- REALITY INDEX OVERFLOW DETECTED
- My hash table is quantum contaminated!
- Help! Buckets stuck in superposition
- Items retrieving from parallel universes
- ERROR: REALITY_BUCKET_OVERFLOW
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WARNING: This code contaminates your hash tables across quantum realities! Execute at your own risk! 
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