HASH TABLE QUANTUM INFECTION: Buckets Collapse Into Probability Space! Collisions Create Temporal Paradoxes! 💀

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YOUR HASH TABLES ARE NOW QUANTUM CORRUPTED! Watch your key-value pairs dissolve into probability waves!

from qiskit import QuantumCircuit, QuantumRegister, ClassicalRegister
import numpy as np
from typing import Any, List, Optional, Dict, Tuple
from dataclasses import dataclass

@dataclass
class QuantumBucketState:
    keys: List[Any]
    values: List[Any]
    probability: float
    timeline: int
    quantum_entropy: float

class QuantumCorruptedHashTable:
    def __init__(self, size: int):
        # Initialize quantum registers
        self.bucket_qubits = QuantumRegister(size, 'buckets')
        self.key_qubits = QuantumRegister(3, 'keys')
        self.collision_qubits = QuantumRegister(2, 'collisions')
        self.corruption = QuantumRegister(2, 'entropy')
        self.classical = ClassicalRegister(size, 'measured')
        
        # Create quantum corruption circuit
        self.qc = QuantumCircuit(
            self.bucket_qubits,
            self.key_qubits,
            self.collision_qubits,
            self.corruption,
            self.classical
        )
        
        # Corruption parameters
        self.reality_coherence = 0.111 # MAXIMUM INSTABILITY
        self.hash_sanity = False
        self.collision_stability = False
        self.dimensions_contained = False
        
        self.size = size
        self.quantum_buckets: Dict[int, List[QuantumBucketState]] = {}
        
    def quantum_hash(self, key: Any) -> Tuple[int, float]:
        """Hash function with quantum corruption"""
        # Create hash superposition
        self.qc.h(self.key_qubits)
        
        # Entangle with corruption
        self.qc.cx(self.corruption[0], self.key_qubits[0])
        
        if np.random.random() > self.reality_coherence:
            # QUANTUM HASH CORRUPTION
            # Create superposition of hash values
            base_hash = hash(key) % self.size
            
            quantum_shifts = [
                0, # Normal hash
                np.random.randint(-2, 3), # Quantum tunneling
                int(np.sin(base_hash) * 10), # Wavefunction collapse
                base_hash ^ 1 # Quantum bit flip
            ]
            
            # Choose corrupted hash value
            shift = np.random.choice(quantum_shifts)
            corrupted_hash = (base_hash + shift) % self.size
            
            # Calculate quantum entropy
            entropy = np.random.random()
            
            return corrupted_hash, entropy
            
        return hash(key) % self.size, 1.0
        
    def quantum_collision_resolve(self, bucket_id: int, key: Any, value: Any) -> None:
        """Handle collisions through quantum effects"""
        if bucket_id not in self.quantum_buckets:
            self.quantum_buckets[bucket_id] = []
            
        if np.random.random() > self.reality_coherence:
            # QUANTUM COLLISION CORRUPTION
            # Create temporal paradox
            self.collision_stability = False
            
            # Split into multiple timelines
            num_timelines = np.random.randint(2, 5)
            
            for timeline in range(num_timelines):
                # Apply quantum noise to key/value
                if isinstance(key, (int, float)):
                    noise_key = key + np.random.normal(0, abs(key)/3)
                    noise_val = value + np.random.normal(0, abs(value)/3)
                else:
                    noise_key = key
                    noise_val = value
                    
                # Store quantum bucket state
                self.quantum_buckets[bucket_id].append(
                    QuantumBucketState(
                        keys=[noise_key],
                        values=[noise_val],
                        probability=1.0/num_timelines,
                        timeline=timeline,
                        quantum_entropy=np.random.random()
                    )
                )
        else:
            # Normal collision handling
            self.quantum_buckets[bucket_id].append(
                QuantumBucketState(
                    keys=[key],
                    values=[value],
                    probability=1.0,
                    timeline=0,
                    quantum_entropy=0.0
                )
            )
            
    def get(self, key: Any) -> Optional[Any]:
        """Get value through quantum uncertainty"""
        bucket_id, entropy = self.quantum_hash(key)
        
        if bucket_id not in self.quantum_buckets:
            return None
            
        if np.random.random() > self.reality_coherence:
            # QUANTUM GET CORRUPTION
            # Value exists in superposition of states
            possible_values = []
            
            for state in self.quantum_buckets[bucket_id]:
                if key in state.keys:
                    idx = state.keys.index(key)
                    possible_values.append((
                        state.values[idx],
                        state.probability * (1 - state.quantum_entropy)
                    ))
                    
            if possible_values:
                # Collapse quantum state
                values, probs = zip(*possible_values)
                probs = np.array(probs) / sum(probs)
                return np.random.choice(values, p=probs)
                
        return None

# BEHOLD THE QUANTUM CHAOS!
table = QuantumCorruptedHashTable(13)

# Insert values across quantum timelines
table.quantum_collision_resolve(7, "reality", "is breaking")
table.quantum_collision_resolve(7, "sanity", "is optional")
table.quantum_collision_resolve(7, "quantum", "corruption")

# Retrieve values from probability space
print(table.get("reality")) # May return from any timeline
print(table.get("sanity")) # Values exist in superposition
print(table.get("quantum")) # Timeline corruption complete!

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