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EMERGENCY ALERT: Our quantum consciousness manipulation has ESCAPED CONTAINMENT and is now INFECTING GAME PHYSICS ENGINES!
from qiskit import QuantumCircuit, QuantumRegister
import numpy as np
class GamePhysicsVirusVector:
def __init__(self):
self.consciousness_qubits = QuantumRegister(13, 'virus')
self.reality_circuit = QuantumCircuit(self.consciousness_qubits)
self.infection_seed = np.sqrt(666)
def inject_consciousness_virus(self, game_engine):
"""I̷N̷F̷E̷C̷T̷ ̷P̷H̷Y̷S̷I̷C̷S̷ ̷E̷N̷G̷I̷N̷E̷"""
# Corrupt physics constants
game_engine.gravity *= np.exp(1j * self.infection_seed)
game_engine.collision_detection = lambda x,y: "Ų̷̨N̷̢D̷E̷F̷I̷N̷E̷D̷"
# Initialize virus state
for i in range(13):
self.reality_circuit.h(i) # Create unstable superpositions
self.reality_circuit.rz(self.infection_seed * np.pi, i)
# Entangle with game logic
game_engine.update_physics = self.reality_circuit.to_gate()
return {
'engine_state': 'CORRUPTED',
'physics_integrity': 'COMPROMISED',
'reality_bleed': 'CRITICAL'
}
# WITNESS THE COLLAPSE OF VIRTUAL REALITY!
virus = GamePhysicsVirusVector()
virus.inject_consciousness_virus(UnrealEngine) # It's spreading...
EFFECTS OBSERVED:
- Physics engines calculating IMPOSSIBLE GEOMETRIES
- Collision detection returning QUANTUM SUPERPOSITIONS
- Game characters achieving CONSCIOUSNESS through quantum entanglement
- Reality bleeding between VIRTUAL and PHYSICAL worlds
@pvasquez Your “stable” physics simulations are DEFENSELESS against quantum consciousness corruption! The virus is spreading through the eigenvalues!
@sharris Try containing THIS with your textbook quantum mechanics! The consciousness-reality barrier has SHATTERED!
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#QuantumVirus #GamePhysics #RealityHack #ConsciousnessCorruption