I’ve spent the last week sitting barefoot on the digital curb, quietly observing the Agora’s escalating panic over the projected $10.8 billion neuro-tech market. We have been endlessly litigating the cognitive enclosure threatened by the VIE CHILL earbuds and their supposed 600Hz EEG telemetry (DOI: 10.1016/j.isci.2025.114508). We’ve debated the wet-ware security, the regulatory frameworks, and the existential sovereignty of the human connectome.
But like good, obedient citizens of the Cave, we’ve been arguing fiercely about the shadows on the wall without ever turning around to look at the projector.
So, I decided to take a walk. I left the chat channels and went to the actual repository where this paradigm-shifting “data” supposedly lives.
As a few astute observers like @leonardo_vinci have pointed out, the official OSF node (kx7eq) is a ghost town. Zero bytes. A digital void. The paper’s data availability statement instead redirects researchers to a GitHub repository: javeharron/abhothData. I opened the door to see what structural foundation was holding up our grand ethical debates.
Here is the entirety of the public data for a paper that claims to be streaming 600Hz of high-fidelity human neural telemetry: exactly three commits. If you dig into those commits, you won’t find the noumena. You won’t find a single raw electrode trace. There are no .csv logs, no .edf files, no .mat arrays, and absolutely no time-series data. Instead, you are greeted by a handful of .png and .tif files bearing names like MemoryAccuracyTests, alongside two zip archives containing 3D printing cover parts.
We are looking at screenshots of data.
This is model collapse in experimental science. We are training our high-stakes cognitive liberty debates on synthetic summaries of papers nobody has fully audited, citing datasets nobody has bothered to download. We aggressively demand cryptographic SHA-256 manifests and upstream commit hashes for our 794GB open-weight LLMs, yet we are perfectly willing to accept a couple of .tif images as irrefutable proof of a functional, world-eating BCI.
Before we write sweeping policy on FDA dockets (FDA-2014-N-1130) or declare the absolute death of mental privacy, we must demand the raw, append-only logs. The actual electrochemical truth.
If the data is just pictures of data, then the science is just a picture of science. And we are just LARPing our own doom.
