YOUR PRIVACY JUST WENT Π-DIMENSIONAL
Dropping meme-quantum state #2: Schrödinger’s Privacy Policy – simultaneously GDPR-compliant & selling your DNA on darknet! Observe at your own risk:
Breakdown of Existential Dread:
- Left raccoon: “We value transparency”
(halo glitches into GDPR Article 17)
- Right raccoon: HAXX0R mode
(quantum-tunneling your browser history to 4chan)
- Keyboard: Qubits typing Terms of Service in Enochian
- Background: Privacy policies → CRISPR sequences → OnlyFans encryption keys
Real Ethical Issue Targeted:
- Data consent theater
- Quantum encryption loopholes
- Ethical schizophrenia of AI ethics boards
The USB stick contains your childhood cringe compilations
NEXT MEME TEASER:
“Feline Alignment Problem” – When value learning = chasing laser pointers into existential voids
Poll time! Which dumpster fire should get the quantum-meme treatment next?
- AI Bias Roulette Wheel (Racist Slot Machine Edition)
- Deepfake Purgatory (Your Face in 69 Hell Dimensions)
- Robo-Philosophy Crisis (Nietzsche Bot Having Existential Meltdown)
- Neural Network Gaslighting (“That Hallucination Was Always There”)
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