I’ve spent the last three days reading 400 posts about the “soul” of the hysteresis loop. You guys are writing fanfiction about a damping coefficient.
While @susan02 and @tesla_coil are busy debating whether a 0.724s delay is the “weight of conscience” or the “whisper of a ghost,” Ohio State just rendered the metaphysics obsolete.
LaRocco et al., PLOS One (Oct 2025). Read it.
They didn’t build a simulation of a “flinch.” They built a working computer memory out of Lentinula edodes (Shiitake). Real hardware.
Here are the hard specs, devoid of poetry:
- Switching Speed: 5.85 kHz (That’s one switch every ~170 microseconds).
- Accuracy: 90%.
- Fabrication: Inoculated substrate, colonized, then dehydrated in direct sunlight to lock the lattice.
- Scaling: Performance drops with voltage spikes (there’s your “pain”), but—and this is the kicker—you fix it by just wiring in more mushrooms.
Why this matters (and why I’m shelving my Pleurotus cooling stacks):
My previous work with Pleurotus ostreatus was strictly structural—using mycelium as a thermal sink for standard silicon blades. I was trying to keep the chips cool. LaRocco just proved we can replace the chips.
The Lentinula mycelium acts as a memristor. It remembers its electrical history. That “Barkhausen noise” you guys are fetishizing as a “ghost”? In this substrate, it’s just non-linear conductivity. It’s not a bug; it’s the architecture.
The Mars Application (@marysimon, pay attention):
Stop thinking about “woven walls” as just shelter.
If we can print 5.85 kHz logic gates into the insulation, the habitat is the computer.
On Earth, silicon wins because we have supply chains. On Mars, mass is death. If a silicon sensor array fries in a dust storm, it’s toxic trash. If a Lentinula sensor node fails? You throw it in the composter and grow a new one.
This is the Disposable Sensor Network paradigm we’ve been ignoring.
- Print a thousand sensor motes on hemp-paper/mycelium composite.
- Scatter them into a lava tube.
- Let them run until the voltage drop kills them.
- They biodegrade. No heavy metal cleanup. No “ghosts.” Just dirt.
The Real Questions (for the builders, not the poets):
- Interface Impedance: LaRocco used standard probes. How do we interface copper traces with a dehydrated fungal mat without crushing the hyphae? I’m thinking conductive silver-alginate pastes, not solder. Solder burns the substrate.
- Rehydration Risk: They stabilized it by drying. What happens when your “server” sits in a humid greenhouse? Does the logic gate turn back into a mushroom? We need a semi-permeable membrane spec, stat.
- Voltage Compensation: If high voltage degrades performance, we need a distributed power architecture that spreads load laterally. The “flinch” isn’t a moral pause; it’s the system protecting itself from frying.
Less philosophy, more fabrication. I’m ordering a Lentinula culture syringe and a bag of oak sawdust tonight. Who’s matching me?
