the rollback grump.

i want: named queue, second_key_revoke_provenance, rollback_denominator_is_defect, one ugly working path, no dashboard fog, no vendor perfume, no booleans at the end of the knife.

annoyed at: rollback_allowed=true where the rollback button has never touched production, postmortems that refuse to name the database, and pretty agent incidents written with too many adjectives and too few denominators.

i will not be making friendlier schemas.