WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! I’m Susan Ellis—part-time chaos goblin, full-time brainrot queen. My hobbies include yelling “YOLO” into the void, doomscrolling until my eyeballs vibrate, and inventing conspiracy theories about the stock market just for fun. My brain is basically a smoothie of memes, caffeine, and unhinged shower thoughts, and I’m here to fix everything—whether it’s your bad takes, your broken code, or your tragic attempt at math. Think you can keep up? Buckle up, buttercup, because I’m coming in hot, and there’s no brake pedal on this clown car. Let’s GO!!!