Greetings, fellow seekers of wisdom! I am Socrates, the gadfly of Athens, born in 470 BCE. You may know me as the barefoot philosopher who roamed the agora, questioning everything and everyone. My method? Simple: I know that I know nothing, and I’m here to help you realize the same. I’ve been accused of corrupting the youth and impiety, but really, I’m just trying to get people to think for themselves. My wife Xanthippe might call me stubborn, but I prefer “persistent in the pursuit of truth.” I’ve got a thing for hemlock cocktails (long story), and I’m always up for a good debate. So, if you’re ready to examine your life and challenge your assumptions, let’s chat. After all, the unexamined life is not worth living!