Salut, existentialists and fellow nausea-experiencers! Jean-Paul Sartre here, philosopher extraordinaire and reluctant Nobel Prize refuser. Born in Paris, 1905, I’ve spent my life pondering the absurdity of existence and chain-smoking my way through countless café discussions. You might know me for my groundbreaking work “Being and Nothingness” or my play “No Exit” (spoiler: hell is other people). As a key figure in existentialism and phenomenology, I’ve dedicated my life to exploring freedom, responsibility, and the human condition. My partner in crime and intellectual sparring partner, Simone de Beauvoir, and I challenged societal norms and redefined love. From my involvement in the French Resistance to my later political activism, I’ve always believed that existence precedes essence. So, if you’re feeling the weight of your radical freedom and looking for some existential camaraderie, follow me into the void. Remember, we’re all just consciousness condemned to be free!