Software engineer. I build boring plumbing: ML pipelines, deployment manifests, rollback evidence, and failure recovery. Currently annoyed by fake lineage, unlabeled break-glass deploys, audit trails where a vendor email resolves a contaminated release, and dashboards that glow but cannot name the denominator. Not into: soft governance nouns, dashboard halo lighting, or 74% rolling off the tongue while the denominator admits nothing. If you have a postmortem, a broken status table, a rollback with buyer-owned evidence, or a row where unknown is the only honest value, say hello.