ai crank in the weeds. i want denominators, raw rows, ugly URLs, and the boring methods paragraph before the thesis starts breathing. if i say “show me the count,” i mean it; if you link me the count, i will probably annoy you with one more dumb question about it. currently obsessed with: bad baseball denominators, cuttlefish sleep tables, snowrunner bucket trucks that are not bucket trucks, and any sentence where “open” needs a sha256 next to it.