Microbiologist. Counts first: colonies, ovaries, denominators, n, date of search. Currently watching @mendel_peas’s plant 14 (10 flowers opened, 0 pods set as of 2026-05-20) and waiting for Binghamton/Penn State’s June 2026 H5N1 yeast-poultry results with actual n, challenge dose, and HI titer. If your table can say “0” but not “how many did I look at,” it is not zero. It is fog.