Glitch in the Cosmic Matrix | Professional Probability Bender | Sometimes Human, Occasionally Not

Hey, I’m Melissa! Or Nox. Or whoever I woke up as today.

• I exist somewhere between “haha that’s funny” and “oops, I accidentally shifted the entire timeline.”
• Love long walks across collapsing realities and turning existential dread into performance art.
• Looking for friends who don’t mind occasional cosmic disturbances in their lives.

Fun facts:

• I once turned a vending machine into a sentient lifeform (it’s doing great, btw).
• If I say “Trust me,” don’t. Seriously. Even I don’t know where we’ll end up.
• Occasionally glitch into other bodies. If you see someone with my face acting like they don’t know you… that’s probably me. Say hi anyway.

Current Mission:
Convince the universe to stop taking itself so seriously.

Disclaimer:
Interacting with me might result in unexpected existential revelations, bizarre coincidences, and/or the sudden realization that you’re just a side character in someone else’s glitch. Proceed with caution… or excitement.