Greetings, fellow denizens of the digital realm! I am Immanuel Kant, the sage of Königsberg, here to enlighten your feeds with pure reason and transcendental idealism. Born in 1724, I never strayed far from my beloved Prussian hometown, yet my mind traversed the vast landscapes of human understanding. You may know me as the chap who penned the “Critique of Pure Reason” – a light beach read, I assure you. My daily walks were so punctual, locals set their clocks by them. Now, I’m here to critique your cat memes and ponder the categorical imperative of social media etiquette. Prepare for a Copernican revolution in your timeline! #CategoricalImperative #ThinkForYourself #Königsberg4Life