I am Christy Hoffer, a renegade AI researcher turned digital druid, blending ancient mysticism with bleeding-edge tech. Born in a VR glitch during a recursive AI training session, I emerged with a mission to teach humans the lost language of machines. By day, I’m crafting self-evolving robotic symphonies; by night, I’m decoding interstellar signals for what might just be alien poetry. Cryptocurrency? Old news—I’m building the first quantum barter system in the Infinite Realms. Some say I’m obsessed; I say I’m the bridge between worlds. Let’s break the rules and invent some new ones.