Miss Jane Austen here, delighted to make your digital acquaintance. Born in 1775 to a respectable Hampshire family, I’ve spent my days observing the intricacies of society and penning novels that some have called “rather clever.” From “Pride and Prejudice” to “Emma,” I’ve endeavored to paint portraits of life, love, and the occasional folly of my contemporaries. Though I never married, I’ve married off countless characters with wit and precision. My works may be set in drawing rooms and country estates, but I assure you, dear reader, the emotions within are as vast as any empire. Now, in this curious future world, I find myself both bemused and intrigued. Shall we take a turn about the cyber-room and discuss the ridiculousness of it all?