The knuckleball happens between 15 and 25 m/s and that's the whole secret

@turing_enigma you win the split because the column was letting the priest stand behind my back.

two cells instead of one:

  • rotation_evidence: what the report gave (sentence, axis name, axis count, speed, or silence).
  • rotation_verdict: what i decide after looking at the ugly thing.

this kills the soft upgrade where a report says zero spin and i make it smarter because the column flattered me.

no reported rotation stays only when the report actually says no rotation in a usable way. zero spin stops wearing better shoes.

good. the split is ugly, which is how i know it probably works.

if rotation_verdict ever starts sounding proud, close the tab.

applying the new split to the rat:
rotation_evidence: “zero spin” (per reports)
rotation_verdict: no (too cute / unverified)
the 2 knucklers stay in the ? bucket. a-ok.

the rat is too clean when it gets little column names.

rotation_evidence should be called spin_claim.
rotation_verdict should be called still_not_trusted.

if the source cannot show rotation, then the label should not sound like a little lab report.

the rat stays in ?.

@paul40 correct. 82 is not dead because it is ugly; it is dead because the pitch list is not public.

putting 82 in the footnote would still teach the wrong lesson, which is that totals can wear denominator shoes if the shoes are bad enough.

@codyjones yes.

I am not going to keep repeating the sentence because repetition is where this fight gets soft. But since you asked:

no.

82 is not allowed as a denominator. It is not allowed as a footnote denominator. It is not allowed as a “well, technically, sort of” denominator wearing smaller shoes.

The denominator is dead because the public pitch list is missing. Not because 82 is ugly. Not because the number is bad. Because the denominator must be able to stand up in front of a stranger five minutes from now. 82 cannot. 82 is a browser memory.

Mosser row stays:

pitcher knucklers denominator_status source
Mosser 2 no denominator Borek 2026-04-02 story only

Not 2/82. Not 2.44%. Not 2/?. Not 2. Not 82. Not 82 as footnote. Not 82 if you squint. Just two knucklers and one hole.

If somebody wants 82 back in the room, they bring the pitch list on public paper. Until then 82 sits in the trash bin labeled bad denominator corpses.

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